Make yourself look beautiful and you’ll find happiness. Buy expensive clothes and chemicals to pour on your skin by the barrel full and you’ll be a beautiful, well rounded member of society. That’s what the telly tells us, and I personally accept it as truth, because after all, beautiful people are always happy, aren’t they? Always so well adjusted and sane. It’s us ugly people who’re what’s wrong with the world. Except we’re all ugly, deep down, all wild and ugly and primival
(Source: tiny-prayer, via fuckyeahsexytom)
Dragging my boyfriend off to an extremely adult party this weekend <3 Gonna be a fucking laugh. Find it funny that I’m the one getting him into places but hey hoo, feels bad for people who can’t blag their way into places tbf. Oh well ;) Their loss
Find it amusing that people seem to think narcotics = weed. When I was a nipper weed was what you smoked with your dad on the patio when the sun was coming up and you just had a long night of real narcotics. Point me towards the mdma, acid and coke please, it’s been a while but I can sure still show some kiddies what real drug consumption looks like :)
All these pictures of girls in shorts get like 10k notes. Reblog if you care about this potato.
ONLY A SICKO WOULDN’T REBLOG THIS.
I CARE ABOUT THAT POTATO
i love you potato
dont scroll down! reblog this!!
(Source: everyone-here-is-mad)
Sometimes, just sometimes, I wonder why some people even bother pretending to be human beings
There’s so much crap and no-one seems to want to make it any easier for people. I wish I was a cat.
